It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the at-home kitchen game with a new invention.

Throw out your old juicer and say hello to the new cheezer.

I mean it. Let's go. Pour it in my mouth.

Toss in a block of cheddar and squeeze out all the juice.

Wait, that's just a glass of frothy, refreshing cheese juice.

I thought we were going to melt it.

It was going to be like queso, Jeff.

Immediately nacho cheese sauce.

Is that a cheese stash on your upper lip?

Don't mind if I do.

Let me just wipe that off.

With laser stories, a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like

everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other Manchago mists just don't.

Imagine blue cheese in that thing.

This first laser story is out of California.

Sometimes you can put your head against a woman's belly and hear a baby's heartbeat.

Oh, Brooke, let me try.

And sometimes you can rest your head there and hear heartbeat song by Kelly Clarkson.

Oh.

The song?

I say that because a woman on TikTok's going viral for revealing she accidentally

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