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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (5/8/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan,

0:05.6

so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes.

0:11.1

Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of

0:16.7

tontans and wampas on the ice planet planet hot or the practicality and corporate business sense of the

0:22.4

Sith rule of two listen to stuff to blow your mind on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or

0:28.0

wherever you get your podcasts it's the radio segment that's got your breath right for summer.

0:39.0

Oh.

0:39.6

Introducing new ranch-flavored mouthwash.

0:42.8

Yeah.

0:43.3

Finally, a product that helps your breath smell like a Midwest refrigerator.

0:48.5

It's only available with laser stories.

0:51.3

A segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

0:54.7

except we've got a laser.

0:56.3

Those other yummy gummies just don't.

0:58.2

This first laser story is out of a fan favorite, Florida.

1:03.2

It's almost Mother's Day, and your mom wants you to visit.

1:07.0

That's a good point.

1:07.8

She does.

1:08.4

Even if you have to steal a car to get there.

1:12.1

Whatever it takes for you, Mom. That means you love her extra. Yeah. I say that because a 34-year-old

1:17.6

Floridian named Eric Drake was walking around a suburban neighborhood looking for a vehicle

1:22.7

to take when he spotted a car left running. So he just hopped in and took it north to visit his mother.

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