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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (5/5/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

It's the radio segment that believes breakfast should travel with you.

0:08.5

That's why it created the TSA-approved smart luggage toaster bag.

0:12.8

So while you waited baggage claim, toast a slice of bread in your carry-on.

0:19.5

Yum!

0:20.5

Where convenience meets class. Imagine that in the overhead, the whole plane smells like, Toast a slice of bread in your carry-on. Yum.

0:22.8

Where convenience meets class.

0:24.0

Imagine that in the overhead.

0:25.2

The whole plane smells like bread. Dude, I got to put butter in my purse now.

0:26.8

Order yours today with Laser Stories.

0:29.4

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

0:32.5

except we've got a laser.

0:33.7

Yeah.

0:34.0

As well, the par face layers just don't.

0:35.5

This first laser story is out of Ohio.

0:38.3

Ooh.

0:39.3

A rider in an Uber recently called 911.

0:42.3

Because she said the driver boasted about having illegal drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can inside of the car.

0:49.3

Oh, nobody got time for that.

0:51.3

That's when he doesn't read who's cool and who's not.

0:55.0

Yeah, that's true.

0:56.0

Five minutes later, cops showed up, found the vehicle, but wasn't sure where the guy was.

1:01.0

What?

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