Laser Stories (5/4/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan, |
| 0:05.6 | so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes. |
| 0:11.1 | Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of |
| 0:16.7 | tontans and wampas on the ice planet planet hot or the practicality and corporate business sense of the |
| 0:22.3 | Sith rule of two. Listen to stuff to blow your mind on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or |
| 0:28.0 | wherever you get your podcasts. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. |
| 0:36.9 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:39.7 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:44.4 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhats show and the IHeart Radio app, |
| 0:48.8 | Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:53.2 | Come for the honesty. Come for the honesty. |
| 0:55.2 | Stay for the fire. |
| 1:00.7 | Hello. |
| 1:04.8 | It's the radio segment that's making refueling your car even easier with gasoline tied pods. |
| 1:11.4 | What? |
| 1:12.0 | Wait a minute. |
| 1:12.8 | And now you don't even need to stop at the pump. |
| 1:15.0 | Just give the big bucket of gas pods to your three-year-old in the back seat, |
| 1:19.4 | have him lean out the window and toss it in the tank as you're doing 70 down the freeway. |
| 1:24.8 | What could go wrong with laser stories? |
| 1:48.2 | The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other diesel daddies just don't. His first laser story is out of Ohio. A couple booked a Virgin Voyages cruise to Bermuda to celebrate their parents' anniversary. Oh, that's cool. A lot of people do that. Like big family event. It's easy to do for everybody. |
| 1:53.9 | Yeah, it was scheduled to start last Monday. But a few days before, on Friday, they got a surprise email from Virgin. Apparently, some bad weather was forecasted, so they were rerouting |
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