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It's the radio segment that believes breakfast should travel with you.

That's why it created the TSA-approved smart luggage toaster bag.

So while you waited baggage claim, toast a slice of bread in your carry-on.

Yum.

Where convenience meets class. Imagine that in the overhead. The whole plane smells like bread. Dude, I got to put butter in my purse now. Order yours today with Laser Stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Yeah. For the Parface Layers just don't. This first laser story is out of Ohio.

A rider in an Uber recently called 911.

Uh-oh.

Because she said the driver boasted about having illegal drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can inside of the car.

Oh, nobody got time for that.

That's when he doesn't read who's cool and who's not. Yeah, that's true. Five minutes later, cops showed up, found the vehicle, but wasn't sure where the guy was. What? Because across from the street was a food truck that was known as a pit stop for other Uber drivers, and it had about 8 to 10 dudes just milling around the area. Oh, okay, waiting for their next ride, get some tacos. Which one was the driver?

Which one did officers detain first?

The one that was wearing a shirt that said, retired drug dealer.

No!

Please tell me that guy can't be that dumb.

That's amazing if it's right.

I guess he came out of retirement because that was exactly the right guy.

No way.

He was IDed as Robert Rose, and upon searching the vehicle, they found the can, which was filled with 24 grams of meth, along with pills, a meth pipe, a digital scale, packaging baggies, cash, and three cell phones. Wow. Dude, this guy's like very organized for a drug dealer. Now I'm thinking, do like retired drug dealers throw parties like you do it works for retirement? And they're in a matured? In the years, I didn't get cut. Yeah. We quit while we're ahead. That's really funny.

Instead of a gold watch.

Yeah. Every time you get into an Uber now, you have to be like so. Do you party? Yeah. I want to go to that retirement party. I know. That's so good. Robert was charged with drug trafficking, possession of felony drugs, and possession of drug paraphernalia. There was some good news for him, though.

Police allowed him to wear his retired drug dealer's shirt into jail. in possession of drug paraphernalia. There was some good news for him, though.

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