Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's teamed up with the producers of the show Wife Swap to launch an even crazier new spin-off called Baby Swap.

I would love that.

Taken from the maternity ward sitcoms of the early 80s, where they'd accidentally send parents home with the wrong kid.

Oh, not like that.

Now they're doing it on purpose and letting the hijinks ensue.

Honey, I like this one better.

We'll find out 18 years later if they're the real baby.

It's all thanks to laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other maybe babies just don't.

This first laser story is out of Colorado.

48-year-old woman named Sharon Heiser went to a local farm stand and started clearing out

the shelves filling a large bag with freshly made oatmeal cream pies,

along with some organic sourdough bread.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Sounds expensive.

The farm stall had a camera inside, so there's footage of the theft.

Oh.

Not expensive if you steal it, bro.

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