It's the radio segment that's hosting a team bonding event for billionaires, where CEOs

play tug-of-war with their private jets.

Picture two Gulfstreams facing opposite directions with a rope tied between them.

Loser has to pay health care for their factory workers. That doesn't cost them that much, so it's fine. It's cool. It's laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other helipad haters just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida.

Strong start, Jeff.

Let's go.

And if you've heard this segment before, you may remember the trials and tribulations of a man called Ronnie McNugget.

Ronnie is well known for dressing up as Ronald McDonald and just walking around malls staring at people.

Is he the one that actually changed his last name to McNugget?

He sure did.

And he made news last year when he was caught harassing a woman.

And when cops took him down, about 100 red noses went flying everywhere.

Wow.

It's very nice.

But now Ronnie's in trouble for a whole new situation.

He recently walked into a nearby McDonald's and put in an order.

When he got his food, he demanded free cookies.

I mean, if you are Ronnie McNugget, don't you get some perks? There's got to be.

Feels like you're entitled to them.

But when Ronnie did not get the free cookies, he pushed the workers out of the way, went

behind the counter, threw things at them, and took off with two other meals.

It sounds like he did buy his original order, though.

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