Laser Stories (4/7/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1. |
| 0:09.1 | Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil. |
| 0:13.7 | I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known. |
| 0:18.5 | At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer. |
| 0:21.0 | Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9th on the I Heart Radio |
| 0:26.0 | app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:33.9 | It's the radio segment that wants CBS to do a spin-off show called How I Met Your Third Stepfather. |
| 0:43.3 | Details. |
| 0:44.8 | They're a little murky on the content, but it might just go straight to Paramount Plus. |
| 0:48.6 | Skip the Network with Laser Stories. |
| 0:51.3 | The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other step shows just don't. This first laser story |
| 0:59.2 | is out of the top content provider for mediocre radio shows this year. Yes. The award goes to |
| 1:05.6 | Florida. Yay! So much anticipation and I already knew who it was. |
| 1:10.9 | A 45-year-old man named Steven Kusimano stopped at a kid's lemonade stand the other day. |
| 1:16.1 | He bought one glass of lemonade, downed it, and then asked for a free refill. |
| 1:21.1 | What? |
| 1:22.1 | Smart kid? |
| 1:23.1 | Okay, no, it was the adult that asked for the free refills. |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah. When the kids told him that he would have to pay for another cup of lemonade, |
| 1:31.8 | Stand your ground, kids. |
| 1:33.0 | He got irate. |
| 1:36.4 | Luckily. |
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