Laser Stories (4/3/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.0	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:31.0	Hello, it's ladies and stories.
0:34.5	It's the radio segment that's offering a lunch special where they'll surgically enhance your BLT sandwich into a BBLT.
0:43.3	Brazilian bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich between two meaty hands.
0:48.0	It's all thanks to laser stories.
0:50.8	This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe.
0:53.1	Jessica, everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other PB and jailbates just don't. This first laser story is
0:59.2	out of Florida. A man named Farron Fullerton was arrested a couple weeks ago. He was trespassing at a hotel
1:06.9	because he wouldn't leave after his checkout time. Hey nobody got time for that.
1:11.6	Checkout times are too early.
1:13.1	I agree.
1:14.1	Sometimes you're waiting for the plane and you, you know.
1:16.9	Yeah.
1:17.5	Okay.
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