Laser Stories (4/16/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's laser stories. |
| 0:05.5 | It's the radio segment who's trying to get a piece of that hair growth money and found a niche no one's doing. |
| 0:11.2 | Wait, what is it? |
| 0:12.2 | Nose hair transplants. |
| 0:14.1 | Oh, you want more of it in there. |
| 0:15.5 | His slogan, if your nostrils bear, put some hair up there. |
| 0:19.9 | Soon you'll be sporting a flow in Maine thanks to |
| 0:22.8 | laser stories the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone |
| 0:27.2 | else does except we've got a laser those other smell junkies just don't this first laser |
| 0:31.6 | story's out of new mexico lavita mitchell isn't just a high school teacher She's a really cool high school teacher |
| 0:40.0 | Who is in a lot of trouble after she let her students |
| 0:44.6 | Dual with real swords |
| 0:46.8 | No way |
| 0:49.4 | Yeah not too long ago she brought in Japanese katana style swords to class and then she had the |
| 0:55.3 | students rearranged their desks to form a ring in the center of the room. |
| 1:00.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:00.9 | These are always those things where there's so many steps where you could have said, |
| 1:04.5 | Yeah, someone could have been like, wait a minute. |
| 1:06.9 | Maybe this isn't a good idea. |
| 1:08.2 | We're going to keep going with this. |
| 1:09.8 | A pair of kids were then allowed to square off with the swords with not a lot of rules. |
| 1:15.5 | All right. |
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