It's the radio segment that's been getting some bad press on his new Bogo surprise kissing booth for charity.

Where not only do you walk away with the kiss, but Thelma behind the box is also giving out free cold sores with it.

Who could pass up that deal? It's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other mouthmashers just don't. This first laser story is out of Utah. Yay! I'm trying to give everyone else a love like we get Florida. I know. It just doesn't hit the same. Utah! A 20-year-old man named Connor Hooch was pulled over recently. After being clocked at 112 miles per hour in a 70 mile per hour zone while racing another guy on a motorcycle. Wow. Dang. Dude, so the motorcycle doesn't get pulled over, but he does?

Ah.

Motorcycle was too fast and got away.

He did not.

And once officers approached the vehicle, they realized Connor wasn't alone.

Oh.

He also had his elderly grandmother in the car, along with his 62-year-old mom. Hey. What? Oh, my gosh. These road rangers. These ladies got a need for speed. Yes, the thrill of street racing with your mom and your grandma. No. Connor told police, quote, I drive like this all the time and arresting me teaches me nothing. Home town. Oh, then I'm just going to tear up this ticket, sir.

Yeah, we're just going to say the words out loud.

His mother chimed in too

and told the cop that her son wasn't racing.

He was just speeding

and trying to show off.

So they should let him go with just

a warning because he's a good boy.

You should switch spots with Grandma and blamed her.

She's one of those moms that he's never gotten in trouble for anything.

Spoiler alert, they did not let him go.

Connor was charged with reckless driving, exhibition driving, and reckless endangerment.

As for mom and grandma, they were working on getting bail money because Connor was their

ride home.

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