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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (4/1/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0

No gloss, no filter.

0:03.1

Just stories.

0:04.8

Spoken without fear.

0:06.5

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:09.4

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:14.3

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,

0:18.5

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.2

Come for the honesty.

0:24.9

Stay for the fire.

0:32.3

It's the radio segment that's bringing a new layer of fun to football stadiums. Okay. You've heard of cheerleaders. Yeah. Now they're adding beer leaders. Hey. Posting up on the big screen, which section has downed the most beers during the game. Oh, like the actual leaders. Yes, like a competition. Like, come on, Section 308, 120 more Budwisers. We'll take the lead. All right, Section 309's passed out. They won. With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other beer leaders just don't. This first laser story is out of a fan favorite Florida. Okay, yeah. Remember that Willy Wonka experience last year in Scotland? That was such a huge disappointment. It reduced kids to tears. Yeah. It became international news. Oh, yeah. Well, it kind of happened again. Oh, right. But this time, it was Barbie's good name that was dragged through the mud.

1:29.1

How did nobody got time for that?

1:30.4

How dare they? Seriously. Do you know how hard she worked for everything she has? Drag Ken, not her. Yes, thank you, Alexis. Unless it's mud wrestling Barbie, then she shouldn't be anywhere near the mud. That is not the point of Barbie death. Some folks paid up to $450 to attend the Barbie Dream Fest at Broward County Convention Center

1:48.4

in Fort Lauderdale.

1:49.4

That is so much money.

1:51.0

Yeah.

1:51.2

Yeah, conventions are no joke.

1:52.5

But what they got instead was a total nightmare.

1:55.1

Uh-oh.

1:55.5

The massive space was filled with just a few vendors and cheesy attractions like a 20-foot-by-40-foot

2:02.1

roller skating rink.

2:04.1

And the giant Barbie Interactive Dreamhouse was just a giant cardboard cutout.

2:10.9

Oh.

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