Hello, it's nice and dogs.

It's the radio segment that's launching a new cosmetic procedure called guac a mole-e.

Wait a minute.

That dyes skin growths on your face, a bright avocado green.

So now you can tell your hot date, oh, that's not a pimple. It's my lunch from an hour ago. Yeah. That is so gross. That's better. They'll never know. Gwock your molese today with laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other green beans just don't.

This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom.

All right, again.

The other night, police stopped a vehicle when they noticed that it had a defective

brake light.

They also said it caught their attention due to poor driving.

Uh-oh.

Alexis was not in the UK, you guys.

Can't say it was.

She was sometimes.

We're rolling her out for this one, because while they were speaking to the driver, they thought something was off.

Uh-oh.

So they conducted a drug test, and guess what?

Oh.

The guy failed.

Epic fail.

Dang it.

But here's the kicker.

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