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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (3/27/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0

No gloss, no filter.

0:03.1

Just stories.

0:04.8

Spoken without fear.

0:06.5

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:09.4

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:14.3

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,

0:18.5

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.2

Come for the honesty.

0:24.9

Stay for the fire.

0:30.4

Hello, it's ladies and noise.

0:34.2

It's the radio segment that came out with a new sound effect machine for bed.

0:38.1

But instead of whale noises or waves crashing, it plays famous celebrities swearing at you while you're still awake.

0:45.6

I love it.

0:46.7

Set it to Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares Edition and let him shame you to sleep.

0:53.0

You pathetic, driveling insomnia!

0:56.1

I've seen crackheads doze off faster.

0:59.1

It's laser stories.

1:01.2

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1:04.3

except we've got a laser.

1:05.8

Those other snooze losers just don't.

1:07.7

This first laser story is out of Washington State.

1:16.6

There's a man named Donald Parks who's just been arrested for the 98th time. Geez, why do they let him out?

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