It's the radio segment that's bringing innovation to the world of air travel with a new airline perk reclining seats that only lean forward.

No, wait a minute.

Yes.

You want to look over your lunch like a T-Rex in a cage.

Your head's going to be right up against that tray table in front of you.

You can fly in the fetal position comfortably with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other barf baggers just don't.

Oh, no, imagine.

His first laser story is out of North Carolina.

A former employee broke into a little Caesars the other night,

and surprisingly, didn't take a thing.

What?

Instead, he fired up the ovens and started making and selling pizzas without permission.

That's just a guy who loves his job, Jack.

An actor hour's little seasons.

The cops say 41-year-old Jonathan Hackett got in after they closed for the night.

Open the place back up, started selling pizza pies to people driving by and on Facebook, then

pocketed the money for himself.

Wow.

I feel like it's an honest way to steal from a company.

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