Laser Stories (2/25/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that wants to revitalize McDonald's playplaces |
| 0:09.0 | by replacing the balls in the ball pits with something even more fun. |
| 0:14.2 | Introducing pickle pits. |
| 0:16.1 | Wait a minute. |
| 0:17.5 | And when they're done, that's not sweat on their foreheads. |
| 0:20.2 | Your six-year-old is just going to be a little briny for the long drive home with laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other giggling gurgens just don't. How does his big ballpits smell better somehow? Yeah, that's kind of nice. Yeah. Let's go to your first laser story out of my favorite, your favorite, Florida. |
| 0:42.1 | Florida. |
| 0:43.9 | I said Flora favorite. |
| 0:46.6 | I had more jokes, but it's okay if you want to jump right to the punch. |
| 0:49.8 | I get it. |
| 0:50.9 | 37-year-old Justin Allen showed up at a grocery store parking lot |
| 0:54.6 | with a hammer |
| 0:55.3 | the other day |
| 0:56.0 | and went to town |
| 0:57.6 | on a white Honda SUV. |
| 0:59.5 | Smash! |
| 1:00.4 | Smash! |
| 1:01.4 | Smash! |
| 1:01.7 | Smash! |
| 1:02.2 | You know what? |
| 1:02.7 | I've never ever done |
| 1:03.6 | that to a car, |
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