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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (2/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Hello, it's names and toys.

0:05.0

It's the radio segment that's working with Elon Musk on his new vehicle for kids.

0:10.0

What?

0:11.0

Instead of cyber trucks, they're making cybertrikes.

0:15.0

Giant oversized silver three-wheelers.

0:20.0

There's even a button you can press where you don't have to do anything.

0:23.1

It just pedals itself.

0:24.3

Oh, that's great.

0:25.0

And then it breaks and stops and catches the fire.

0:27.0

What could go wrong with laser stories?

0:29.6

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

0:33.1

except we've got a laser.

0:34.5

Those other pedal pushers just don't.

0:36.3

This first laser story is out of Edneyville, North Carolina.

0:40.5

The Henderson County Sheriff's Office is searching for a man accused of stealing a trail camera from a North Carolina home.

0:47.8

Ain't nobody got time for that?

0:49.2

One of those that's supposed to just spot wildlife?

0:51.5

Yeah, exactly.

0:52.7

Luckily for the police force, deputies have one big lead to go on thanks to the crook himself.

0:59.0

The thief's brilliant move after he took the camera, he was taking out the batteries and

1:04.6

accidentally snapped a close-up selfie.

1:07.5

Let me take a selfie.

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