It's the radio segment that just started his own motorcycle game called Wigs on Wheels.

If you want to ride with them, you're going to need to rock 17th century powdered wigs.

He's already got Martha Washington's due.

Got to get your own with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other piggly wigglies just don't.

This first laser story is out of Australia.

Good day?

Have you ever watched the Olympics and thought, you know what would make this better?

Drugs.

Oh, yeah!

For the Olympians.

Oh.

Because if that's you, then your timing couldn't be more perfect.

Oh, no way.

A brand new worldwide sporting competition just got announced, and it's called the Enhanced Games.

What?

I love it.

Wait, are they just going to be like people, how many Doritos they can eat, you know, around Taco Bell?

No, so any athletes or former athletes who want to get on the juice for these sports, that is strongly, strongly encouraged.

I was thinking different drugs.

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