It's the radio segment that's partnered with General Electric to create dog strength hearing aids for humans.

What?

Whoa!

That's going to be crazy!

So now you too can hear the sound of a squirrel climbing a tree four blocks away.

Wait, why do I want to bark, Jeff? Why do I want to bark?

It's all thanks to laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other tinnitus takers just don't. This first laser story is out of the great state of Florida. We've just had so many lately from Florida. Florida's really our MVP.

They pump it out.

A 38-year-old man named Ricky Puddlefry was being investigated by the cops.

He knew that and had been in trouble with the law for some time.

So when police paid him a visit, they were still a little surprised to see Ricky had a novelty doormat that said,

Come back with a warrant Oh my gosh

If you say it in a dormat it's real

Here's a photo so my host can see it

Oh my god

Where did you buy this from?

It looks like a little cute Etsy find

Yeah it does

Deputies didn't even knock on the door

They left and an hour later came back with an actual warrant.

All right.

They listen.

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