Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.

Oh yeah.

Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,

autobiographies, true crime, and more.

Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their

flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start

listening. Terms apply.

It's the radio segment that just launched a kitchy new ride share service to take on Uber,

where all their cars are equipped with giant peanut shells.

So if you can't get an Uber, call yourself a goober.

Oh, gosh.

They're a little bit tough to park.

It's so bad.

It's so bad. You say what you want. All of your friends are going to think they're really cool bit tough to park. It's so bad. But you say what you want.

All of your friends are going to think they're really cool.

Oh, yeah.

With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other peanut poppers just don't.

This first laser story is out of Asia.

Oh. Twenty-two-year-old Chai Lee was traveling from Bangkok to Taipei when security noticed something

odd during screening. There seemed to be something moving around in his pants.

Yeah, it's not normal. He's doing a trick. This was not in a good way, so security stopped Chai for a more thorough pat down.

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