Hello, it's names and toys.

It's the radio segment that thought, if you can combine a fork and a spoon to make a spork,

why can't he combine a spoon in a knife to make a spife?

Oh, yeah, put that in your mouth.

Finally, a spoon with razor-sharp edges to cut through those Cheerios in your cereal bowl.

Just be careful popping in your mouth.

But it's cool thanks to laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

So the blade liquors just don't.

This first laser story is out of St. Petersburg, Florida.

Okay.

A 24da. A 26-year-old man named Richel Valdivia went to a Tesla dealership last month,

and he asked one of the salesmen if he could take one of the cyber trucks out for a test drive.

All right.

Pretty usual, so they took a copy of his driver's license and his insurance.

Yeah.

And Rochelle never brought it back.

Ah.

Good thing.

Those aren't very sophisticated cars with lots of ways to track them.

Just turn the car off.

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