Laser Stories (12/25/24)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2024
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced. |
| 0:05.8 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity, |
| 0:15.3 | autobiographies, true crime, and more. |
| 0:19.3 | Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their |
| 0:22.6 | flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start |
| 0:28.4 | listening. Terms apply. It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, |
| 0:33.1 | how did we get here? Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn. |
| 0:38.6 | In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examined an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. |
| 0:51.5 | So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore. |
| 0:56.0 | Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 1:04.6 | Hello, it's ladies and toys. |
| 1:06.7 | It's the radio segment that's desperately trying to get Kim Kay on board with his latest idea. |
| 1:11.6 | It's called skim witches. |
| 1:14.1 | What? |
| 1:14.7 | They're normal sandwiches that are crammed into a compostable skin-tight elastic tube |
| 1:19.8 | to make your sandwich look slimmer while you eat it. |
| 1:24.3 | Look at the curves on that sandwich. |
| 1:26.1 | No, you don't want the curbs on it. |
| 1:28.3 | You want it to look skinny. |
| 1:29.3 | Slimming. |
| 1:30.3 | I'll have the tuna skimwich, please. |
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