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It's the radio segment that's launched a special holiday service called Hague.

Hire a Grinch.

For $99, you can pay a stranger to break into your house on Christmas Eve and steal all of your family's toys and decorations.

Oh.

That way, the next morning you can teach your kids the true meaning of Christmas, just like

in the Dr. Seuss story.

Yeah, that's a tough lesson.

Yeah.

Just wait till they sing all together in a circle around the missing tree.

That'll definitely happen.

That's exactly what will happen.

It's laser stories. It's a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other Cindy Lou Gloo Snuffers just don't.

Oh no.

This first laser story is out of China.

26-year-old Chun Wang was enjoying a lovely dinner with a friend out at a popular hot pot restaurant.

Ooh, it's so yummy.

She was loving the food, so she did what anyone in the world would do and posted a pick of her meal online.

Oh, right.

That's the rule.

Camera eats first.

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