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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (12/24/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with fixer. Since you never got

0:04.5

round to fixing it, I took care of it. Fixed up? Fixed up? Fixed up great. They pick

0:08.4

up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the maintenance, then drive it straight back

0:11.3

to you. Sounds expensive? Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner

0:14.8

garages and the car pickup service is included. So since that's all handled, how about you

0:18.8

take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too? For easy car maintenance,

0:23.0

head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the rest. Fixed up and

0:28.4

feel back on track. I'm Moaraka and I'm excited to announce season 4 of my podcast, Moar

0:36.0

Bittuaries. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating

0:41.6

people and things who are no longer with us. From famous figures who died on the very

0:47.6

same day to the things I wish would die like buffets. Listen to Moar Bittuaries with

0:54.8

Moaraka on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:01.9

Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton back with a new season of my podcast, UN Me Both.

1:07.3

On this show, I'll be talking to people I admire about one of my favorite subjects,

1:12.0

getting things done. We'll hear from folks in positions of power like Democratic leader

1:17.4

have deemed Jeffries, but also writers and actors and really anyone who keeps doing the work.

1:23.9

So please join me. Listen to UN Me Both on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get

1:31.2

your podcasts. It's the radio segment that just bought a vial of Kendall Jenner's spit on eBay.

1:44.7

So we can put it into his omelet to give it that sweet, pretentious taste.

1:49.7

It's laser stores. We heard new stores around the globe just like everyone else does,

1:55.8

except we have a laser. Those other soup grumplings just don't.

2:01.6

This first laser store is out of Creola, Alabama.

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