Hello, it's names and toys.

It's the radio segment that started a new business selling portable holes.

What?

You carry him around.

Whenever you need it, you place it on the ground or on a wall.

Create a temporary hole.

Use it, and when you're done, you pick it up onto the next hole spot. Oh, man. Is it just like a black circle like a cartoon? Yeah, exactly. Okay. I'm going to throw it at my feet and just drop to the next level. That's fun for everybody. You sure it's a potential safety hazard, but you never know when you're going to need a hole in a pinch. God. I was curious, what's on the other side? Do not use it on an airplane.

Yeah.

Get yours today through laser stories.

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other mole trolls just don't.

This first laser story is out of Virginia.

Three months ago, a man was in line at his local McDonald's when all of a sudden, an attacker came up from behind him and held him at knife point. Oh, my gosh. What could you possibly want from a dude just waiting for Mickey D's? Give me all the nuggets. I know. Well, the thief, aka Hector Rios, Uh-oh. Sounds like he got caught if we know his name.

Oh, true.

He took the man's wallet and then slowly walked away.

Slowly.

It's unclear why it took authorities three months to track him down,

because there was security footage with a pretty big identifier on it.

At the time, Hector had not one, not two, but three parrots on him.

Way to be inconspicuous.

What are you like a super pirate?

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