Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's encouraging shoppers to buy the hot new tech toy this year.

Really?

The Gravy Fit Smartwatch.

It counts your steps, tracks your heart rate, and most importantly, dispenses warm gravy out the side every time you hit 500 calories.

Oh, wow.

Screw the potatoes, drip it straight into your mouth with laser stories.

The segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other sauce bosses just don't.

His first laser story is out of the place that's number one in our hearts and number one on the police scanners, Florida.

A 41-year-old man named Anthony Day was recently spotted, marching down the middle of a suburban street, smiling and waving.

Oh yeah, he was also completely nude.

Oh. Oh, wow. He's on that. He's doing the slow streak. You know, when you don't run, you just really show it off. Yeah, that's the weird turkey trot for sure. Oh, okay. On top of that, it wasn't warm out. The temperature was only 36 degrees. Oh. And Anthony wasn't even wearing socks.

Okay. Oh, wow.

Well, I mean, that's his excuse, right?

That it was cold out.

Oh, I see.

He wanted to make sure that was part of this news story.

Right.

So everybody in case came across the photos.

Anyway, a driver saw him and they called police.

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