It's the radio segment that's teamed up with Oprah to surprise an entire live studio audience with free colonics.

Oh, you get a probe, you get a probe.

You get three probes.

Wow.

Darn it, I just had one yesterday.

Good. Don't worry, she just had one yesterday. Good.

Don't worry. She's covering all the taxes for it. During laser stories, this segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. With other bottom busters just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. All right. You know it's going to be good. The other night, a 39-year-old guy named Adam Peacock was pulled over after witnesses called 911 because he was driving erratically. Hey, nobody got time for that. What are you doing, Peacock? You're not supposed to do that. So deputies had him get out of his car, and at first glance, it seemed like he was pretty loaded.

Uh-oh.

So they had Peacock to a few field sobriety tests, and that's when he said there's a very good reason why he's not able to complete them.

Oh.

Apparently, he had a medical condition.

What?

Where he had to drink a bunch?

No, not that.

Oh, okay. An actual medical condition. He even gave the cops an acronym for it, but struggled to pronounce it correctly. Uh-oh. I think I've heard of this. I mean, but who can really pronounce their diagnosis? Yeah. I mean, I have that thing. You guys know what it's called, you know. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Just listen to the clip from the officer's body cam. Just follow it. Tip my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Don't move your head. I see the finger. Okay. Well, follow it. You got to track my finger. That's where I've always had a problem. What's my EFD?

What is your EFD?

Oh, boy.

Hyper deficit.

One of those.

All right.

We do believe you're impaired.

Oh, so close to passing the test. He did try to go with ADD. Is that what he just tried to go? I can't focus on the finger that long. It's too hard for me to follow. I'm distracted. I think he said EFD, though. But I heard hyperactive in there. I don't know. There's no H in EFD. Well, whatever. I don't know. I don't know what he was saying.

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