Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's making toilet time fun with a new kind of toilet paper called PDF flush.

Oh no.

PDF?

PDF.

It prints out all of your work emails directly onto your teepee.

Ooh.

So you can finally show your boss how you really feel about his daily meeting reminders. Oh, wow. That's as close as you'll come to reading your emails, Jeff. Until you're like, oh, no, that was important. It's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other inbox incels just don't.

This first laser story is out of the leader in lasers by a wide margin.

Florida.

A 31-year-old man named David Martinez woke up one morning,

looked outside and noticed something strange in his front yard.

Okay.

Dozens and dozens of tampons were everywhere.

That's a lot of money.

Yeah.

Those things are not cheap.

Pick those up and keep them.

Yeah.

Officials say there were 75 to 100 tampons in total hanging from trees, strewnwn over walkways and even found inside his mailbox

Hey nobody got time for that.

Oh my gosh.

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