I know it's the radio segment

It's the radio segment that crank called Joe Biden during the vice presidential debates last night

saying where are you you're supposed to be on stage

he sprang up rolled out of his bed it was hilarious it's laser story

segment where we're doing It's Lazy Story. Come on man, that's malarky.

Segment worry.

Weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does.

Except we've got a laser.

Those other creepy-veepies just don't.

This first laser story is out of Stillwater, Oklahoma.

A guy named Cody Adams was at a gas station the other day

and he had to get to a court appearance that was 30 miles away.

It was a pretty serious charge for possessing a stolen vehicle.

Yikes. So he couldn't be late, but no one at the gas station would give him a ride.

So, Cody with the Kay decided his best option was to steal another vehicle.

His plan is to show up in a stolen vehicle?

Yeah, for his court case about a stolen vehicle.

Well, good news.

Apparently someone left their truck running with the doors unlocked.

Oh, look at that.

Maybe it was meant to be, Jeff.

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