Hello, it's days and toys.

It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the way we write with a new smart pen that loudly screams out every word that you put to people.

So now the entire room can hear what you're scrolling into your diary.

Wow.

Imagine at school.

Do you like me?

Yes or no.

Dang it, Penn.

It's all thanks to laser stories.

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other dooddied Andes just don't.

This first laser story is out of China.

An 81-year-old man named Zhang Xu Yi was out on his balcony from a high-rise apartment building when he accidentally dropped his cell phone.

Oh, no.

He was hanging right on the edge of the building, 15 floors up,

so he attempted to go over the barrier to try and grab it.

It was suspended?

Nothing like an 81-year-old climbing on a high rise.

Worth it.

Well, the worst-case scenario happened.

Uh-oh.

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