Hello, it's ladies and stories.

It's the radio segment that's promoting hygiene on the go with a brand new line of armpit

badees.

What?

It looks like a normal drinking fountain, but it shoots fresh cleansing H2O straight into your sweat trench.

I don't like it. I got a mock-up image for you so you can get a visual of what I would look like.

Oh, my God. You are having too much fun with AI. That is a armpit bidet with a half-naked man.

What, he's going to be clothed? You can't clean your pits if you got your clothes on.

He could have a tank top on, but okay.

Don't hold me back, Brooke. Just sanitize yourself with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser. Those other pit tea parties just don't.

This first laser story is out of Italy.

Even though Christmas was a few weeks ago, this international crime news just made its way over to the U.S. Oh, really? Because a 38-year-old resident had just stolen a television

from a local electronics shop and was running away from police. As cops chased him, the man tried to lose them by getting creative and hopping into a

life-size nativity scene outside a church.

Please tell me he acted like the baby.

He froze in place like a mannequin and acted like he was one of the wise men bearing gifts.

I mean, I bet.

Jesus would have loved an LED TV instead of some frankincense.

Am I right?

The crazy part is it almost worked.

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