Hello, it's nice and toys.

It's the radio segment that's on the verge of a breakthrough product called Soxicles.

He's just not sure if they should be socks shaped like popsicles or popsicles that taste like socks.

Why did the popsicles be shaped, Jeff?

Still in the development phase, but he's getting close.

Make sure to ask for your socksicle when the ice cream man comes around this year

with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other frozen freaks just don't.

His first laser story is out of upstate New York.

I'm walking here.

Authorities are currently searching for a man who skipped a court appearance earlier this week.

The fugitive's name is Lamont Holmes.

Uh-oh.

And he was supposed to be at a hearing on weapons charges, but he was a no-show.

And nobody got time for that.

That sounds dangerous.

Did Holmes stay home?

Uh-huh.

I nominated for joke of the year.

So, police looked at the GPS signal from his ankle monitor and noticed he was at his house.

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