It's the radio segment that's getting into the breakfast game with something called the cereal burrito.

Talk to me.

I'm not against it.

Imagine one bite and a bunch of lucky charms and milk come gushing out all over your outfit.

What is it? What's the milk in like a sack?

Yeah, it's like a gusher, but in a burrito.

Milk sack burrito.

That means you're doing breakfast right.

Don't forget to heat it up first with laser stories.

It's like sour cream coming out of a burrito.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those are the frosted fakes just don't. That's right. First laser story is out of Miami. Nice. A 37-year-old woman named Lindsay Josephsburg ordered a lift to pick her up at a family dollar last week. Okay. And when the driver arrived, she asked him to help her load her bags into the back.

Okay, this all seems fine.

Yeah.

Well, while he was doing that, Lindsay went up front, got in the driver's seat, and took off.

Dang it.

He-ha!

Yeah, I don't know if she realizes there's a lot of tracking on those cars.

That's why you can see it coming to you.

Exactly.

She did not get very far because the driver still had his iPhone inside the vehicle,

which he'd been using for navigation.

So authorities were easily able to track it down using its built-in find my iPhone app.

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