Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's offering a special just this month.

Do you have a stuffed bear that seems a little overweight?

What?

He's offering discount teddy tucks.

What?

For just $299, send your fat teddy bear in the mail. It'll come back in a week looking slim, trim, and ready for action. They'll go from Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Ooo. Ooh, yeah, baby. Who wants a skinny one? The laser stories does. I can see it's ribgates. We read read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

There's other Paddington Pudge lovers just go.

That's me.

The first laser story is out of Nebraska.

Not too long ago, local cops got a 911 call from a guy freaking out.

He called in to report that someone was driving the wrong direction down a highway.

Oh, my God.

It would be so terrifying.

So scary.

He said the dispatcher that a truck going the wrong way almost ran him off the road.

He also gave other important information before getting off the line, but it turned out the

guy missed one minor detail.

Uh-oh.

And that was, it wasn't the truck.

He was the one driving the wrong way down the line.

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