It's the radio segment that realized

Beards are in right now for dudes

And while one is fun, more is better

More beards?

That's why he created earbeards

Little glue-on goatees that go on each earlobe.

Stick them on and then it's just hello ladies.

I get it.

You get a beard muff.

Get your ear beards at Walmart exclusively.

Three for five dollars.

You can't smell beard without ear.

I love it.

It writes itself, Jam.

Or you can go to laser stories and listen to us. We'll read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other soul patch studs just don't. This first laser story is out of the great state of Florida. All right. You know it's going to be good. Criminals have tried all kinds of things to avoid being hauled away by the police.

Yep.

But this is a new one.

Recently, cops responded to a place called Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor.

That sounds wonderful.

Or it sounds illegal.

Yeah.

You know.

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