I'm Paul Muldoon, a poet who over the past several years has had the good fortune to record

ours of conversations with one of the world's greatest songwriters, Sir Paul McCartney.

The result is our new podcast, McCartney, A Life in lyrics.

Listen to McCartney, A Life in lyrics on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts.

It's the radio segment that's been in the department store dressing room for over an hour

now.

Not because he's stuck.

He just loves how his calves look in the mirror with those new boot-cut jeans.

It's laser stories.

The segments are to read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we have a laser.

Those other skunk gurus just don't.

This first laser story is out of Tampa, Florida.

While most of us hate spam calls, there's one man named Adam Ward who loves them.

I say that because he's figured out how to make a lot of money off spammers.

I thought you were going to say he's just really lonely.

This all started earlier this year when Adam was just fed up getting those annoying

calls trying to sell him like a car warranty.

It's so terrible.

I got one of those calls a week after I bought a brand new car and it's like, we'd like

to ask him to do a warranty, I'm like, what?

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