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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (09/24/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the radio segment that's been trying to call you all day and you won't answer.

0:10.0

Oh, sorry about that.

0:11.0

Send a text.

0:12.0

We put his contact info under the name Scan Likely.

0:15.0

Oh, that's why.

0:17.0

That's an issue.

0:18.0

You really should pick up for laser stories.

0:20.0

The second we'll read weird news stories from around the globe.

0:23.0

Just like everyone else does except we have a laser.

0:25.0

And those other knock jobs just don't.

0:27.0

This first laser story is out of Copia County, Mississippi.

0:31.0

Two men in their 20s, Taylor Tim's and Huckle Penut.

0:35.0

Real name.

0:37.0

No way.

0:38.0

They were walking down the street last weekend.

0:40.0

Came across a perfectly good car with a sign on it that read free car.

0:45.0

Imagine they're luck.

0:47.0

Wow.

0:48.0

It was parked near a junkyard.

0:49.0

So the men figured someone just probably gave up on selling it.

0:52.0

They opened the door and found the keys inside.

0:55.0

OK, they really meant it.

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