Laser Stories (08/20/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0	13 Days of Halloween Penance. Season 4 of the award-winning horror fiction
0:05.3	podcast presented in immersive 3D audio.
0:08.2	If I am under arrest, you have to tell me what I'm charged with.
0:11.3	Starring Natalie Morales of Parks and Recreation and Dead To Me.
0:14.9	Please, you've been some kind of mistake. I'm not supposed to be here.
0:18.4	How do you know? I'm innocent.
0:20.3	Are any of us truly innocent?
0:22.3	Premiering October 19th, ending Halloween.
0:25.2	Listen to 13 Days of Halloween on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:38.0	It's the radio segment that 48 hours ago, logged on to the website,
0:41.6	FindTheInvisibleCow.com, and he still hasn't found the invisible cow yet.
0:47.6	He's got to sleep sometime. It's laser stories.
0:59.4	The segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,
1:03.5	except we have a laser, and those other invisible cows just don't.
1:07.9	This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom.
1:11.4	A theater near London that's been closed for the pandemic is finally set to reopen this month.
1:16.6	Oh, man, that's exciting.
1:18.8	And the first production they're doing is the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
1:22.3	Who's here?
1:23.2	Okay. I mean, coming in strong. I love it. I love that show.
1:26.4	So producers decided to order a movie.
1:28.8	So producers decided to order a bunch of Dr. Frankenforder Wigs to sell his merch.
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