Hello, it's laser stories.

It's the radio segment that got Winnie the Pooh hooked on Ozempic.

Oh, no.

So now he's a size zero, and he turned his red shirt into a sexy two piece.

Hey.

I'm going to go, no, thank you.

It's a little bit now.

Laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other honey huffers just don't.

Oh, Sethic.

Instead of all bother.

This first laser story is out of fast food foibles.

The other day, a guy named Greg went viral for placing a very strange delivery order from McDonald's.

He ordered a triple cheeseburger but had everything removed.

So no ketchup, no mustard, no pickle, no onions, no cheese, no bun, and no meat.

What is he buying?

So what do they put in the box?

That's what he wanted to know.

He wanted to see what would happen.

Oh, okay.

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