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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (03/31/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Malcolm Gladwell here. This season on Revisionist History, I am diving into one of the weirdest and most infuriating corners in American life, guns.

0:10.0

All the crazy myths we have about them, everything we get wrong. We're going to talk about TV Westerns, about a crime and a little town in rural Alabama.

0:17.0

About the nuttiness of the Supreme Court, it's our biggest series ever, and one you won't want to miss.

0:24.0

Listen to Revisionist History on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:31.0

Does your brain keep you up at bedtime? I'm Catherine Nicolai, and my podcast Nothing Much Happens, bedtime stories to help you sleep, has helped millions of people to get consistent, deep sleep.

0:42.0

My stories are family-friendly, they celebrate everyday pleasures, and train you over time to fall asleep faster with less waking in the night. Start sleeping better tonight.

0:52.0

Listen to Nothing Much Happens, bedtime stories to help you sleep with Catherine Nicolai on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:00.0

Every child dissolves in education, yet nearly 130 million girls are excluded from the classroom worldwide. Even when girls are in school, many don't receive a quality education.

1:13.0

This isn't just a social issue, it's economic. The World Bank estimates gender inequality caused the global economy $163 trillion.

1:22.0

Help care ensure everyone can go back to school at care.org slash back to school.

1:28.0

It's the radio segment that's trying to get investors for his latest money-making idea, but he's been unsuccessful so far.

1:43.0

It's a shark petting zoo for toddlers, all great whites.

1:48.0

We want to feed him, just grab a handful of chum and hold it under the water.

1:57.0

It's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

2:06.0

This first laser story is out of Los Angeles.

2:09.0

A 50-year-old plumber was working on a home in the area last Saturday when he ducked into a crawl space under the house.

2:16.0

I hope he had worked down there. He wasn't just visiting for fun.

2:19.0

The homeowners didn't hear from him for about three hours and got worried.

2:24.0

They shouted for the guy, but there was no answer. They called 911.

2:30.0

The firefighter showed up and began searching around the crawl space, and they spotted a portion of his body, but he was unresponsive.

2:38.0

They began cutting holes in the floor with chain saws.

2:43.0

What's the rescue operation?

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