Laser Stories (03/13/23)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, it's Devon Simone and I'm Tori Diel and we've got some very exciting news for |
| 0:05.6 | our fellow challenge fans. The challenge USA is back for a second season featuring fan favorite |
| 0:11.9 | contestants from your favorite CBS shows. Yes, so join us on MTV's official challenge podcast |
| 0:17.3 | as we watch CBS reality Titans compete against challenge legends for the title of America's best. |
| 0:23.8 | Listen to MTV's official challenge podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, |
| 0:28.5 | or wherever you get your podcasts. See that sign? Employees only. That means keep out buddy, |
| 0:35.8 | it's just for us by well employees. This is where we talk freely about all the stuff happening |
| 0:41.3 | in the world. You can keep Meghan Markle for all I care, as long as I get to take Harry to a |
| 0:46.3 | weekend in Vegas I'm happy. It's employees only courtesy of Ron Howard, the new podcast from |
| 0:52.0 | Imagine Audio, pretty fast in iHeart Media. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, |
| 0:57.6 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:27.6 | It's the radio segment that launched a charity called Buns for Nuns, |
| 1:43.4 | giving implants to body conscious members of the clergy to help them feel more confident while |
| 1:49.1 | they pray. Why do they think it was going to be pastry? You don't think church attendance |
| 1:54.3 | shoots up by 3,000 per cent after this. Thank you laser story. I'm going to take you back from |
| 2:01.0 | the middle of a hell marry. It's a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, |
| 2:05.4 | just like everyone else does, except we have a laser. There's other Bible babes just don't. |
| 2:10.8 | First laser story is out of the future of now. You've heard of chat GPT at this point, |
| 2:17.4 | the AI that could steal a lot of writer's jobs, but now there's a new one threatening to steal |
| 2:23.3 | our own jobs. Well, John's upset. It's called radio GPT and it uses the same tech as chat GPT |
| 2:34.6 | and a software company in Ohio just released it. Uh oh. Now the only silver lining is, |
| 2:42.6 | well, there isn't. I don't think there is one. We're all going to be fired soon. |
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