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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (03/09/22)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Everyone in our country has a voice. It's something that says not just where you come from,

0:04.2

but who you are. Welcome to MPR's Black Stories Black Truths, a collection of podcasts

0:09.8

and a celebration of the host and journalism who've always spoken truth to power.

0:14.2

Our voices are as varied, nuanced, and dynamic as the Black experience,

0:18.7

and stories should never be about us without us. Find MPR Black Stories Black Truths

0:24.5

on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.7

Evidence wise, we have personally no evidence. In 1995, Detective Tony Richardson was trying

0:38.0

to figure out who killed a fellow officer. The case comes down to who is believed and who

0:44.7

is ignored. Oh my goodness, we did connect an innocent man. I'm Beth Shelburn from Lava for Good

0:51.6

Podcasts. This is Ear Witness. Listen to Ear Witness on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

0:58.7

or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Moaraka, and I'm excited to announce season 4 of my podcast

1:08.0

MoBitchuaries. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating

1:14.0

people and things who are no longer with us. From famous figures who died on the very same day,

1:21.0

to the things I wish would die, like buffets. Listen to MoBitchuaries with Moaraka on the iHeart

1:28.6

Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:38.5

It's the radio segment that's already making plans to rake in some serious cash this holiday

1:43.3

season. He's producing a line of Miley Cyrus inspired thanksgiving turkeys. He's calling him

1:48.9

turkeys. So pre-order now with laser stories. It's the segment where we weird news stories around the

1:57.8

globe just like everyone else does except we have a laser. Those other numb nuts just don't.

2:02.8

This first laser story is out of New Jersey. Michael Spresser was enjoying dinner at his favorite

2:08.5

seafood restaurant when he bit into a raw clam and crunched down on something so hard he thought

2:13.5

he broke his mola. He spit the hard foreign object into the palm of his hand and couldn't

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