It's the radio segment that's been the last year going around town having people sign a petition to make Christmas a national holiday.

Oh, it didn't have the heart to tell on that quality of the situation.

So I just signed it.

Energy wall spent.

Laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we have a laser.

Those other pocketpeakers just don't.

This first laser story is out of California.

47 year old James Langdon was pacing a local parking lot at three in the morning.

Some nearby officers in the area noticed it and thought it was strange.

Yeah.

I was going to say this sounds totally normal.

Yeah.

So you do it in the morning, buddy?

Yes.

I got to go to that and be in the parking lot.

And then watched him cross the street against the solid don't walk side.

Everybody get time.

There's the law.

There's the real crime.

That's when they tried to stop him for his minor infraction.

Of course.

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