Laser Stories (02/20/23)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 1:03.0 | See that sign? Employees only. That means keep out buddy. It's just for us by well employees. This is where we talk freely about all the stuff happening in the world. |
| 1:14.0 | You can keep Meghan Markle for all I care. As long as I get to take Harry to a weekend in Vegas, I'm happy. |
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| 1:33.0 | It's the radio segment that got caught by TMZ throwing a tantrum after losing to pink in a game of squash. |
| 1:46.0 | She's tough dude. She's tough. And the lasers are sore loser. The laser stories, the segment where we read weird stories from around the globe just like everyone else does except we have a laser. |
| 1:59.0 | Those other dribble socks just don't. His first laser stories out of Alpina, Michigan. A 30 year old guy named James Tanner broke into a house not too long ago. And according to James, he's normally a pretty good thief. |
| 2:12.0 | That's why instead of breaking a window or climbing up a nearby tree to jump onto a rickety balcony, James did something much safer and easier. |
| 2:25.0 | He used his own debit card to force open the lock. |
| 2:33.0 | And it worked. He got inside. No one was home. He took valuables and other things he thought he could sell and then he left. |
| 2:42.0 | I have a feeling that the debit card is going to come back to haunt him. Just one problem. The debit card used to break in. He accidentally left it behind. |
| 2:53.0 | And his name is right there on it. So cops could use it to identify him. After that, a warrant was issued for his arrest. And cops were on his trail. |
| 3:07.0 | Not surprisingly, James was already in jail on some unrelated charges. So they're just going to add the new ones on. |
| 3:14.0 | No word on if he got a replacement debit card or the authority to give it back to him. He's probably going to have to call the bank and go through that hole. |
| 3:21.0 | I feel bad for him out of everybody. |
| 3:25.0 | Poor guy. This next laser story is out of China. A 26 year old man named Wang Fang claims he's a romantic at heart and would do anything for love. |
| 3:36.0 | It sounds just like Jose. That's why recently he went above and beyond to win back the heart of his ex-girlfriend. |
| 3:44.0 | Over the course of a month, Wang spent around $100,000 or $15,500 to turn a small patch of wasteland into a fairy tale love island. |
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