Laser Stories (02/08/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that's hopping on the new cosmetic beauty trend, knuckle plumping.
0:11.8	Rumor is the Kardashians are starting to do it.
0:14.2	Are those knuckles real or did you get plumped?
0:18.7	Make sure you sign up now for your knuckle plumping with laser stories.
0:22.5	The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe.
0:25.0	Just like everyone else does, except we have a laser, and those other skinny knucks just
0:29.0	don't.
0:30.0	This first laser story is out of Iowa.
0:32.4	Recently, a couple was in the stairwell at a Marriott hotel when they tried to go up to
0:36.6	the fourth floor, but were confronted by a naked man swinging a toilet plunger around.
0:41.7	Wow!
0:42.7	Wow!
0:43.7	Wow!
0:44.7	Well, that's some exciting action.
0:46.7	Yeah, stairwell?
0:47.7	stairwell is really passionate.
0:48.7	Why do creepy things always happen in the stairwell?
0:52.0	It's just crime.
0:53.0	He reportedly told the couple, I'm going to get you.
0:56.0	Oh no!
0:57.0	Oh no!
0:58.0	So the two people ran back down to escape, and then the new plunger dude continued through
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