Laser Stories (02/03/23)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that wanted to create the largest vending machine in the world. |
| 0:10.1 | Wow. |
| 0:11.1 | What's inside other vending machines? |
| 0:14.7 | Wait, wait, let me see! |
| 0:16.8 | I want B7. |
| 0:18.5 | Oh, no! |
| 0:19.5 | All right, how can we get it out of here? |
| 0:23.4 | It's laser stories. |
| 0:27.2 | We're weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except for |
| 0:29.9 | But we have a laser, and those other punk arouse just don't. |
| 0:33.6 | This first laser story is out of Michigan. |
| 0:37.0 | A man named Keith Stonehouse, let his six-year-old son |
| 0:40.0 | use his phone to play a game Saturday night, |
| 0:42.2 | thinking it would help chill him out before bed. |
| 0:45.0 | But the kid ended up playing with a different app, grub hub. |
| 0:49.0 | And then this happened. |
| 0:50.8 | It's piles and bags of food, and they're dropping them off |
| 0:53.6 | of the door, so I'm not communicating with drivers. |
| 0:56.0 | And I said, what is going on? |
| 0:57.5 | Why are you bringing me food? |
| 0:59.3 | He said, I don't know. |
| 1:00.0 | You ordered from the short and a place. |
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