Hello, it's laser stories.

It's the radio segment that can't type for a month because he tried to fist bump the incredible Hulk at a promo event.

Ouch!

Wow, Bobbin.

Didn't turn out so well for him.

Yikes.

That's Laser Stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

Those other clam gurglers just don't.

This first laser story is out of England.

52-year-old Michael Le Mallory had given up his favorite hobby for more than a decade,

saying he just didn't have the time when his kids were little.

But now that they're teenagers, they don't want to hang out as much.

So he was going to get back into it.

Okay.

So I changed my life for you ungrateful kids, and now you're leaving me?

I don't know.

You do you, Michael.

What are you doing?

So he pulled up his tube socks, put on his best cargo shorts.

Okay, dad, yeah. And pulled out the old metal detector.

Oh, this is the most dad hobby ever.

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