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Smith and Sniff

Lasagne track days

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jonny has an idea for making motorsport more interesting. Also in this episode, Mediterranean-style scooter dismounts, shorts the colour of an ‘80s Vauxhall, Cornish car spotting, a camping chair disaster, a listener’s amazing tale of a Celica-driving teacher, another listener’s narrow lane encounter with TV royalty, Bristol Airport tricky landing info, autocorrect car names, Recaro in trouble, and ‘60s man goes canoeing. 

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0:00.0

I'm Johnnie Smith I'm Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

0:22.0

Right. Right, lasagna track day. I've been thinking about this. Right, I think it's going to be great. So I was watching some cars go around a track a

0:26.4

couple of days ago and privateers nothing pro and I thought to myself, what would level the playing field with a pro driver and a normal

0:38.9

punter aside from having the same kind of cars and all that. And I thought they, something that

0:46.3

would challenge everybody is to have an extremely large meal just before going

0:51.6

out and doing track work because yeah that's what I thought I thought

0:57.8

this could be great and then I thought what kind of food stuff would work what What would be the great leveler of man and machine as it were?

1:06.5

And I thought a lasagna, a really stodgy, satisfying,

1:11.2

but it doesn't go away in a hurry, lasagna.

1:14.4

Okay.

1:15.5

Are you allowed to make it yourself and bring it along?

1:18.5

Yes.

1:19.8

You are, but the scrutiniers have to get involved if you do that to make

1:23.0

oh no that's fine I'm quite prepared just because you know I'm a very fatty

1:27.0

eater and I love a lasagna but I love a lasagna that I've made. Okay, so if you are going to...

1:35.0

So your stipulation for being involved in the track work would be,

1:40.0

I bring my own lass.

1:41.0

That's right, and I'm prepared for it to be

1:43.3

scrutinied. There can be a control slice in the

1:47.3

scrutiny office or whatever. I don't know. Whatever you want.

1:51.3

It's just because also I just think one of the reasons I don't like other people's

1:55.2

lasagna's is because I've been burnt too many times by poor quality lasagna is made by other people

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