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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Las Vegas, Gold Chains, and Coffeehouses

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jo and Dre get in the Koy Pond to talk about Las Vegas, wearing gold chains, and the times Jo used to do stand-up in coffeehouses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Don't think it just blessed a mood. This joint is gonna get you in the mood.

0:09.0

Alright, check this out. I just got back for Vegas. Longest weekend. It is short about a time.

0:18.0

Very long. Very long, especially for me. I'm gonna be sounding like Biggie Smalls this whole episode.

0:25.0

Because I've been attacked by Paulid. Is that what it is that's in Vegas, Paulid?

0:32.0

I don't know what is in Vegas, but I know it's pretty bad.

0:36.0

I can't breathe. I can't breathe right now. I'm literally breathing and talking at the same time out of my mouth.

0:42.0

Yeah, mouth breathing. I cannot breathe. There's this Paulid stuck in my...

0:47.0

I keep taking showers to try and wash it off or whatever it is.

0:50.0

I don't know how people survive in Vegas. I really don't. I don't. And that win was like even worse.

0:57.0

Like 60 miles an hour, easy.

0:59.0

Just thinks topply over, man. Just trees, topple weeds, hookers, everything. Just topply all over Vegas.

1:06.0

Yeah, Vegas is one of those places where the first day you get and you're just like this is paradise. This is amazing.

1:12.0

Three days later. You're like this dirty, disgusting, dirty place.

1:16.0

Just sit all over you. You just go home all dejected, right? You just look like you've just been through everything.

1:25.0

I would. Are you on? I would everything. I took pictures. Really? I took pictures.

1:31.0

That's it. What do you play? I only play Blackjack. I only play Blackjack, but I always know how to catch my run.

1:39.0

I'm just really good at catching runs. Don't get me wrong. I lose also.

1:43.0

But for the most part, I will catch and run. I do though. Watch. I'll show you this one. Hit. I hit.

1:49.0

And uh, stacks on the table dealer showing you Ted, right? I got a stack.

1:54.0

By the way, I'm talking small, nickel stacks. So about 110 bucks. Right?

1:58.0

I get dealt to a 12. But and I hit that nine. I hit that nine.

2:05.0

So Joe got a jacket at two. No, no. Oh, yeah. I got a jacket to do.

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