this is a headgum podcast what's cracking everybody before we get into the official episode i wanted to

take a second and let everyone in portland know that uh shane torres mr ian carmel myself and Mr. Kyle Canaan and Mr. Shane Torres.

Why didn't I throw a Mr. on there?

We are all going to be doing a show on July 10th at Polaris Hall, doors at seven, show at $8, $25.

And it's going to be a benefit show, all proceeds, going to communities being targeted by the ice rates.

We found a few charities in Portland and like anywhere that we could help. We figured we should. So we're doing that. It's going to be really fun. Ian Shane and I used to run a show together called Funny Over Everything. And like one of our dreams was to have Kyle headline at some point. So this is kind of like we get to do that. Anyway, come on out. It's going to be a good time. A good old romp. The boys are back together. And we're going to give all the

money to charity. So it's for a good cause. So come on out for that. Paler's Hall, July 10th,

doors at 7, show at 8. It's an amazing little venue. It's going to be super fun. And we'll see you there.

Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything, the podcast that

fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture.

On today's episode, we are auction drafting a trip to Las Vegas.

Our guest today is our dear, dear friend, stand-up comedian, actor, writer.

One of the best to ever do it.

One of the best to ever do it.

A lot of the comedians we have on here, take or leave their material, quite frankly.

It's interesting they're not very good.

A man, who his wife calls Fat Fat Donger is what David was making me say. And by doing that, David, David, David goes, David goes, that's from all of us. That's from all of us. Matt Bronger. Hey. It's good to be here with my sweet boys. It's good to be here with you. We love me. Yeah, it's the best. This is a different day for us. It is? Yeah, we weren't doing this an hour ago. We podcasted yesterday and then this is a whole different day. That's why I have this t-shirt. I'm wearing the same shorts and shoes but a different shirt. Same. You too. Yeah hat from last week. I noticed Ian brought a new hat. I brought a different hat. Other than last week. Is that James Baldwin or corrupt? This is a weird angle. John Coltrane? Or Corrupt? I like when it's neither and one of them's corrupt. I can only see the Baldwin. I was about to say diametrically different artists, but they're not.

They're both pretty fucking tough. They're both hardcore, you know. James Baldwin is my corrupt. Yeah, he was kind of the corrupt of his day. Because he could be freaky. He'd tell you his face. Who's going to be Dez? All right. James Baldwin would be freaky. David Bowie for $500.

Tell me who said it.

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle. Love is a war. Love is a growing up. Was that James Baldwin or corrupt? Bounce, rock, roller skate. It's corrupt. Oh, I'm sorry. That was James Baldwin. Check the Miami remix. All all right i got one for you the little as jean and i'll be the daddy and i'll be the daddy

that runs the house who said that james baldwin

daz trick question oh strange question okay corrupts life partner

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